The Play

The Play

A dress rehearsal gone horribly wrong, by Deirdra Kiai. (more credits)

Cast & Crew

Karl tired
Erica tired
Brock tired
Henrietta tired

The Kludge Theatre Presents

Nothing's Fair in Art, Love, or War

by JAMES DOUGH

With
KARL PAPADAKIS as the GLADIATOR
VIVIAN WEST as the STATUE
and BROCK MORGENSTERN as the ARTIST

NOTE: Tonight, the part of the statue will be played by ERICA HARDING.

Directed by
AINSLEY M. WARRINGTON

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All right, Ainsley. This is it. Just one more run through the entire play, and we'll be all good to go. Never mind that your leading lady had a serious allergic reaction to the face paint and needed to be replaced at the very last minute. And for that matter, never mind that the rest of the cast has only had a grand total of two weeks to rehearse. The show must go on, yada yada yada, and because you are the brilliant and talented Ainsley Morgan Warrington, you will make it so.

Well, you'd better, anyway, or your fading career'll finally extinguish into nonexistence and you'll find yourself having to take up substitute teaching or something equally horrible.

Right, then. From the top!