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<<stopallsound>><<playsound "07.mp3">>\n[[Press one|complaints]]\n[[Press two|compliments]]\n[[Press three|emotionalSupport]]\n
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You need to pay a bill to the phone company. You hate the phone company. You sigh, and pick up the phone.\n[[Dial the number.|First]]
<<stopallsound>><<playsound "03.mp3">>\n[[Enter your information|enterInfo]]\n
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<<stopallsound>><<playsound "09.mp3">>\n[[Press one|creditCard]]\n[[Press two|customerService]]\n
<<stopallsound>><<playsound "05.mp3">>\n[[Press one|tryAgain2]]\n[[Press two|customerService]]\n
<<stopallsound>><<playsound "12.mp3">>\n[[Press one|creditCard]]\n[[Press two|customerService]]\n
<<stopallsound>><<playsound "10.mp3">>\n[[Press one|creditCard]]\n[[Press two|customerService]]\n
Please Hold
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<<stopallsound>><<playsound "02.mp3">>\n[[Enter your card number|cardNumber]]\n
<<stopallsound>><<playsound "08.mp3">>\n[[Press one|complaintThem]]\n[[Press two|complaintYou]]\n
<<stopallsound>><<playsound "04.mp3">>\n[[Press one|tryAgain]]\n[[Press two|customerService]]\n
<<stopallsound>><<playsound "13.mp3">>\n[[Press one|creditCard]]\n[[Press two|customerService]]
<<playsound "01.mp3">>\n[[Press One|creditCard]]\n[[Press Two|customerService]]
<<stopallsound>><<playsound "15.mp3">>\n[[Press one|creditCard]]\n[[Press two|customerService]]\n
<<stopallsound>><<playsound "11.mp3">>\n[[Press one|complimentService]]\n[[Press two|complimentEmployees]]\n
<<stopallsound>><<playsound "16.mp3">>\n[[Press one|creditCard]]\n[[Press two|customerService]]\n
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